
Gordon "corey pavin" Kroeker: this man was known for his impressive start with the PGA tour, then lost his luck upon losing his moustache. Hopefully Gord won't have the same fate.

Eric "shooter" McMahon: this shooter will not eat pieces of poo for breakfast.

David "ian poulter" Ward: Niverville's own union jack of all trades. As always, England prevails.

Mark "bob barker" von Riesen: he's getting on in years, but he's still got some fight left in him.